Tuesday, 28 April 2020
My Husband Eats Pens
I wrote the above poem yesterday and illustrated it today, as my comment on the
Corona virus/Covid-19 pandemic and how it is effecting us. Basically we may or may not have had it, and I may or may not be trying to recover from it with my M.E./post viral chronic fatigue slowing the process, and it makes me so forgetful and muddled, it really seems to have taken up residence in my brain at present, this poem highlights (pardon the pun) its effects. Written of course in pencil.
Monday, 13 April 2020
Derek
Derek is my entry for the Scribblers writing competition, it was written to follow on from the first three paragraphs ending with "swung myself inside" which was provided for us, the Scribblers group, by last years winner Steve Puttick . I gained a Highly Commended for my entry, as did fellow Scribbler Helen for her work. I have to say it is a wee bit racey, those of a delicate disposition should look away, and it is definitely not for the under 16 year olds!
111 words.
Derek
“Keep the change” I said as I alighted from the taxi.
I stood there clutching my over-night bag, daunted by the ornate front of the
building.
I squared my shoulders, walked towards the revolving
door and swung myself inside.
It was dark already and being old and foolish I was
in a hurry.
The hotel was just as beautiful as ever, with
immaculate marble floor tiles leading to a shiny reception desk. A magnificent
floral arrangement formed the centre piece to the foyer and around it were
several comfortable leather Chesterfield sofas and armchairs. I walked briskly
in my red slender heels to the reception desk and was greeted and given my room
key immediately.
“It’s lovely to see you again Miss Hart, do have a
good evening” said the young man at the desk.
Ostensibly I was there for a two day seminar on the
Fruit Bat and its Environment, by Derek Demetri.
But the reality was bad, I was meeting Derek again,
lying to my husband and my three daughters just so I could spend a blissful
weekend with the love of my life.
My over-night bag was small, just enough room for a
couple of silk negligees, one black the other red with fine lace trimmings,
some deep red lipstick along with other essential items of make-up, stockings
and suspender belts, perfumes and the skimpiest pairs of knickers I could find.
I needed him so badly, I got goose pimples just
contemplating the forthcoming night, he would be waiting in our room, with
curtains drawn, pouring Champagne while loosening his tie, next to the bunch of
roses he had just brought for me.
We were perfect together. Derek was married too, of
course, his family were nice enough, but his wife had lost interest in him, he
said he was lonely at home, she was out every night to one club or another.
That weekend she was staying at her brother’s house for his daughter’s twenty
first birthday party.
His touch on my neck.....
My lips on his skin......
The scent of the roses......
Sweat and pleasure.......
I reached our room, and dipped the entry card into
its slot, I was already kicking off my high heels in anticipation, as the lock
released,
His lips on my feet....
His tongue licking my long smooth legs as he tugs on
my knickers, his muscles as he carries me to the bed, a luxury king size four-poster,
the smell of his cologne mingles with his sweat and the fresh silk sheets.
I kept myself trim for him, my husband Carl didn’t
notice, he’s far too busy in the garage building his latest kit car, only happy
when plastered with engine oil and playing with his nuts.
We had met ten years ago, my boss had sent me to one
of his seminars it was called Bats, Ecology of their environments and its
effect on bat diseases and health.
Derek was a world expert on bats and I was a Bat
keeper at London Zoo, so we had plenty to talk about.
He invited me back to his room afterwards, it was a
cold dark December evening, snow was settling outside our hotel, he had warm
brandy and mince pies, who could resist? It was suggested that Derek knew so
much about bats because he was a vampire. His sallow face, black hair and tall
lean physique seemed to confirm what was whispered about him. Maybe I should
have heeded the warning signs. But I was drawn to him and nothing could cut the
cords of my attraction to him.
I didn’t take long to fall for his animal magnetism;
his hot blooded maleness enveloped me in a new confidence, especially in bed! Suddenly
I was no longer the shy wife who thought of England until it was over, I became
a she wolf, a raging lioness, he had unleashed my inner tigress and nothing
could stop me from wanting more!
So, the room was immaculate when I arrived, but
within an hour there were clothes everywhere, a trail mainly from the door to
the bed, the duvet and counterpane in a crumpled heap next to the bed.
Derek’s hot blooded ardour knew no bounds, when I
thought we were all done, when I thought my desire was totally spent, he turned
me over, our bodies reuniting with heat and lust renewed, then I screamed with
ecstasy as he ran his tongue up my spine all the way to the nape of my neck,
there he latched on a passionate love bite, teasing and sucking the thin
delicate flesh there, sending tingles all over my body, how could he have such
an effect on me? Such heightened desire moved me to cry out for more, I turned
over to face him, he nibbled my shoulder tenderly he was pushing buttons that I
thought had been turned off years ago. He poured champagne over my breasts and
licked it off, so slowly that I screamed with delight. When he was done, I said
“I want to give you a love bite too, my darling”
He licked the last drop of champagne off my right
breast and gestured towards his strong, sinuous, neck, bending his head to one
side so I could get clear access to it, his muscled arms open and inviting me
to do my worst, his thick sensuous lips parted in a dreamy smile.
Tenderly my lips met his flesh, I could do nothing
but bite him it was inevitable, my love affairs always ended badly no matter
how hard I tried to make them work.
At that point in time, for me, the room seemed to
vanish, vaguely I could hear Derek screaming as he tried to push me off, sadly
for him his beautiful human muscles could never be strong enough to repel
somebody like me, a four hundred year old vampire in the prime of her immortal
life. I latched on to his neck, drinking in his delightful chocolaty pulse.
Nothing else mattered.
The next thing I knew Carl my old man was pulling me
off Derek’s body. Carl had followed me, but his intervention was only to save
me, it was too late for poor Derek. We left discreetly by silently flying out
of the bedroom window together, before the emergency services were summoned.
Derek’s husk of a handsome body lay lifeless under a
single silk sheet, there were drops of blood like raspberry stains around his
collar bone, or maybe even a ruby necklace, and on his neck were twin puncture
wounds, left dry and white and bloodless.
Wednesday, 8 April 2020
Christmas Glitter
About Christmas Glitter
The world is really struggling this year, we are all at war with the evil Corona Virus, including my country, Great Britain. I am terrified of it, as I already have post viral chronic fatigue syndrome/M.E.
And it was while I have been in lock down and self isolating anyway because we have both been ill for a while now with a virus which may or may not be The virus because we haven't been tested, and I don't want to even think about what I would have to be like before I would be tested, that I remembered the short story I wrote as homework for our writing group called The Scribblers, for our Christmas party in the middle of December 2019, and how strange it was, well my stories are usually a bit on the strange side, but this one, well if one imagined the glitter was a virus, and the penguins were people with surgical masks on !............................. I am sure this was written before I heard anything of the Corona virus, and it was only written because I hated Christmas, but now if I live to see another Christmas I think I might like Christmas much more than usual.
Christmas Glitter
Father Christmas had been having trouble with his staff, it
had developed wood worm, then it had messed up some of his magic spells,
particularly the one he used to conjure up more Elves to help with the
present’s delivery round. Instead of Christmas Elves flying in to help, he had
got approx. 100 Penguins, waddling into his Grotto from all directions. They
were flapping and squawking all around the present wrapping area of his
Christmas Grotto. Not only were they noisy and unhelpful but they were also
naughty! They had devoured Santa’s fruit and nut chocolates within an hour of
their arrival. Their behaviour was not helping Santa at all. So when a small
group of penguins actually started packing up the presents in a relatively
civilized manner, Santa watched in amazement and relief. He was just about to
go and get a cup of coffee and a mince pie, when he noticed that one of the
penguins was doing something strange with a pot of glitter.
The penguin sniggered in a wicked tone of voice as he mixed
the glitter up in a test tube which he had produced from under a wing, with
some different coloured glitter, then he produced what looked like a ray gun
and zapped the glittering concoction with it.
Santa gasped with horror, but before he could stop it, the
penguin had scurried outside with the test tube and thrown the strange newly
created glitter out onto the snow. His remaining Elves rushed out to clear it
up, but somehow it had all vanished by the time they got there. This worried
Santa but he had no time to investigate, he really had to get on with his job,
it was the day before Christmas Eve and he was late with his preparations
already.
The following day in England, the festive season was in full
force. The shops were heaving with last minute shoving shoppers and hysterical
toddlers. Everywhere seemed very glittery, there was lots of glitter on cards, room
decorations, tree decorations, and even on people. This glitter was new, it was
extra sparkly and bright, and people were beginning to find that it was
impossible to wash off.
Meanwhile; Ralph was cold, but since his wife died that was
nothing new. He stumbled along the frozen ground hugging the over-hanging
hedgerow to get as much shelter as possible; the winter wind was merciless,
cutting across the flat open fields. His home was in the next field, in the
shelter of a copse and surrounded by hedgerows. He’d been lucky, so far no one
had noticed his tent or the fire that he’d left alight to keep the tent warm,
although smoky. He couldn’t wait to get warmed up within his sleeping bag with
a hot mug of soup. Glitter didn’t feature in his life, although he did like to
imagine Father Christmas and had even written him a letter this year, asking
for somewhere proper to live, with heating, a bathroom and a solid roof. He had
considered asking for female company too but thought that might be pushing his
luck. For a few moments while he wrote the letter he had cheered up and felt
almost like a little boy again, at home with his parents on Christmas Eve.
In the nearby town, they were beginning to realise that
there was something wrong with the glitter.
It wasn’t normal, and it wouldn’t wash off, but by the time
they had realised, it was too late.
The stuff worked it’s way into your body and clumped
together, when enough had got inside you – boom! You turned into a penguin!
Shoppers everywhere were turning into Penguins, ambulances were called but all
they could do was call the fish van to feed them. Police started tracing the
source of the glitter outbreak, but they too became penguins and waddled off to
jump into the river and go fishing.
After spending Christmas day alone in his tent, Ralph
wandered back into town. He was surprised to see that it was empty, the shops
were empty and left open! There were no people anywhere! He assumed it was due
to the Christmas mayhem, and helped himself to a can of soup and a loaf of
bread and returned to his tent bemused.
He was nice and cosy in his sleeping bag, having had his
soup and toast when he heard bells jingling immediately outside the tent,
hooves trampled the ground and a male voice called out, “Hello, You in there,
I’ve got a present for you! Yo, ho, ho,! what a jolly campsite you have here, reminds
me of my grotto!” Ralph nearly jumped out of his skin! That cheap wine he’d had
for Christmas must have ruined his liver already he thought, and now I’m
imagining things, but he popped his head out of the tent anyway. Santa stood
there smiling, and handed him a small perfectly wrapped box. He thanked Santa,
and offered him some soup, but the old man was in a hurry to return to Lapland
so he couldn’t stay.
Though he did stay long enough to warn Ralph, not to go into
the shopping centre again, “ Just get your food from the none Christmassy
shops, so you can avoid the glitter” he said, without further explanation.
That’s strange thought Ralph.
Inside the box there was a set of house keys, with a label
that read No 9 High Street, and a neatly folded piece of paper which was the
deeds to the property. Ralph walked to the house in a daze, and opened the
door, it was perfect, it was warm, had a bathroom, a solid roof and it was his!
He was overjoyed.
Having made himself at home, he turned the telly on, the news
reader was jabbering on about some strange kind of glitter out- break, apparently
it had escaped from the North Pole after global warming had caused it to become
genetically modified, which was why everyone had been turned into penguins and
disappeared into the sea in search of fish.
He was aghast at this, and realised that Santa had not only
given him the perfect gift but also possibly saved his life by warning him not
to go to the shops. He poured himself a whiskey from the well stocked drinks
cabinet, and relaxed onto the comfy sofa, it was almost a perfect day, he must
be dreaming he thought.
Then, there was loud knock on the door, he answered it to
find the prettiest woman he’d ever seen, “Can you help me please, she implored,
I’m being chased by a gang of penguins, I think they may be after my fruit and
nut chocolate bar!” He quickly ushered her in and slammed the door in the beak
of an aggressively pursuing penguin, she thanked him and smiled, apologising
for her intrusion on his time, he shrugged and said I’m glad I could help,
anyway it’s nice to see a friendly face. They looked at each other, she smiled
again and his heart started thumping, he knew that his Christmas had now only
just begun.
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